O-mama - Opinionated Moms

     This document verifies that I pinky swear promise to do my very best to “usher in a new era of parental responsibility.” I admit that I am good, but I am not perfect, so I reserve the right to exercise the “exemption clause” whenever I deem necessary. [Exemption Clause transfers power of mom-ness to any other responsible adult or teenager, so I can take a break to go shopping, take a walk, get a mani/pedi, take a nap, grab a cup of coffee and/or whatever I deem will maintain my sanity, and improve my overall quality of work, at a moments notice.]

     I, (insert name here), promise to raise my child/ren to become happy, healthy, well-adjusted citizens. I know my child/ren better than anyone, so the details of how I do this are up to me, but I fully recognize the profound impact I make every day. I am an Opinionated MAMA that believes CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME. I get that I have the most important job in America and I have the power to shape the future of our country, one child at a time.

     Therefore, regardless of sleep deprivation, junk all over my car and food on my clothes, I am confident that my perspective as a mother gives me the skills I need to understand and help solve the bigger issues of our time. I solve problems every day. I know how to move an agenda forward and get things done. Even though I have a million and two things to do already, I will still find time to bring a little humor and a lot of common sense to both motherhood and our country’s most important conversations. No one else can break through all the non-sense like America’s moms. My kids, and my country, need to hear my opinion on the issues that matter most.