O-mama - Opinionated Moms

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Actress Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to keep it together.  Just when she’s got the ankle bracelet off, she goes and steals another piece of bling. Seriously? She was charged with felony grand theft for stealing a $250,000 necklace from a Venice, CA, jewelry store.  To add insult to injury, Lohan showed up to court in a clingy white dress to plead her case.  Way to get the judge to take pity?! Isn’t she supposed to be contrite in her sincerest black suit.  She’s old enough to know better.  

Here's the deal, doll.  We're super sorry that you had some misguided parenting and that you desperately need attention, so you are acting out.  But, you are an adult now and you need to pull it together. You're going to screw up sometimes, but what you are doing is self-destructing.  Get the help you need, because you're all out of second chances.  Lindsay, you need to “learn from your mistakes” and get your act together.  Life is not a dress rehearsal.  It's show time!